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SSLM. O lo que jamás iba a decir y (por supuesto) dije…

Todo empezó el otro día, cuando escribía una de las entradas de autopromo dentro de la Campaña ProBlan (que finalizó, aunque no sabemos todavía con qué resultado y aquí estoy, o debería decir aquí estamos, merendándonos las uñas de las manos y de los pies esperando pacientemente a que se nos comunique), titulado La misma que cambia. En él, os contaba algunas cosas que hace algunos, pero no tantos años, juré que haría una vez tuviera a mi bebé en brazos, y que a la hora de la verdad no hice, o directamente hice todo lo contrario. En ese momento, me di cuenta de que, si tenía que dedicar un solo post a eso, sería eterno…

Así que en posts sucesivos, voy a hacer alguna confesión más de ese mismo estilo: concretamente, frases que juré que no diría y que, por supuesto, he terminado diciendo. En honor a la verdad, no solo juré que no las diría, sino que mi “yo” de la infancia y de la adolescencia daba absolutamente por sentado que jamás saldrían de su boca, solo faltaría, y hace algunos, pero no tantos años, llegué a reírme directamente en la cara y en la espalda de muchas madres, tanto la mía propia como otras ajenas, al escuchar algunas de esas joyas que, era de esperar, ahora escucho en mi propia boca.

Para vergüenza infinita de mi yo infantil, incluso de mi yo adolescente, ese que hace algunos, pero no tantos años se reía de las madres que osaban pronunciarla, tengo que reconocer que la primera frase que quiero confesar salió de mi boca hace pocos días, en medio de una batalla campal con Pipeke. Entrábamos pacíficamente en la cocina cuando yo le pregunté si quería una galleta. “¡Tí!“, me contestó, sin dudarlo. Y yo hice lo de siempre: dejé la caja de galletas encima de una silla, a su alcance, para que ella escogiera cuál le apetecía más y siguiera su ruta hacia el salón, donde sus muñecos la esperaban para jugar toda la tarde.

Yo, que pensando que tendríamos la fiesta en paz, había ido mientras tanto a vaciar la lavadora, lancé una exclamación de sorpresa cuando, al pasar por la cocina camino del tendal, me di cuenta de dos cosas a la vez: por un lado, de que reinaba uno de esos silencios sospechosos y por otro, de que la caja de galletas ya no estaba en la silla donde yo la había colocado. Montón de ropa mojada en mano, busqué a Pipeke con la mirada y la descubrí en la puerta del salón, concentradísima, mientras sacaba dos galletas de la caja. Las rompió en pedazos, que colocó pulcramente a su lado, y cuando tuvo un número considerable de trocitos, llenó sus puños diminutos con ellos y, para mi sorpresa, los lanzó alrededor, cual proyectiles, cuanto más lejos, mejor.

Entonces fue cuando levantó la vista, me vio… y empezó el show: la endemoniada echó a correr, tirando parte de las galletas al suelo y rompiendo otras en mil pedazos, esparciéndolos en su camino, a toda velocidad, como si de una versión espídica de Pulgarcito se tratase. Empecé mi carrera detrás de ella recogiendo las migas que veía y pisoteando las que no veía, a la vez que la neni reía histéricamente y, al verme avanzar detrás haciendo equilibrios con el montón de ropa mojada, apuraba su peregrinaje, pasillo adelante, dejando una gloriosa estela de migas a su paso… y yo otra de calzoncillos y calcetines empapados.

Quien peores trampas nos tiende a lo largo de nuestra vida somos nosotros mismos por medio de nuestro subconsciente. Puede que por el hecho de que toda la vida me haya reído de quien dice esas frases, o de que incluso Luis Piedrahita, uno de mis cómicos favoritos, haya centrado uno de sus monólogos en esa ridiculez de sentencia maternal, creo que fue eso, decía, lo que provocó que mi subconsciente se ofendiera al más puro estilo mamá de Cuéntame y que, al coger a Pipeke por los sobacos para torturarla a cosquillas por haber regado mi recién fregado pasillo de migas, le soltara: “¡¡¡Para eso me paso el día limpiando!!! ¡Pues ahora ni galleta, ni galleto!”.

Un trozo del cuerpo del delito.

Un trozo del cuerpo del delito.

Otro.

Otro.

Juraría que entonces Pipeke me miró y sonrió, vacilona, como diciéndome: “lo que acabas de decir es muy de mami, mami, muajaja”;  y también juraría que ahora, cuando encuentra señales del delito por la casa (que siguen apareciendo) y me las viene a entregar con actitud de “toma, mami, mira qué buena soy, que te ayudo a limpiar mis estropicios“, en realidad se está descojonando de mí y de mis frases… de la misma forma que me descojonaba yo, cuando las escuchaba en boca de otras madres, hace algunos, pero no tantos años.

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